i need clear skin by yesterday
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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
parents: “u should be more active”
That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor
this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’